It was always my dream as a future groom to compose my side of the wedding party with as many large, red people as possible. Although the inclusion of Grant prohibits me from filling the spots with three as I would have preferred, our third groomsman more than makes up for it. Enter: A. Jared Long.
Fun Facts about Jared:
-Jared has danced around in a leotard more than once.
-Jared has big, dopey, loving dog named Echo, who is Attila’s best fried/boyfriend. Jared gets mad when they make out.
-Krystle’s mom purposely makes more food when she knows that Jared is coming over.
-Jared has a long-term friendship with Brittney, the MOH.
-Jared once ate over 20 chicken drummies in a single sitting.
-Jared has a sweet cabin on the Hood canal, which is pretty much why we’re friends with him.
-Jared and Krystle have known each other since he was 9 months old.
-Jared was Brittney’s (the MOH) date to homecoming sophomore year.
-Jared drills things for a living.
-It takes Jared 13 bullets to kill a rabbit.
-Despite what he may think, Jared is not a good singer on Guitar Hero. Seriously.
-Jared loves tank-tops.
-Jared also answers to “Jare-Bear.”
-Jared is afraid of gypsies.
-Jared had to run after Krystle when she tried running to Jack in the Box one night, which included across a busy street in front of a police car.
The Bottom Line: While we (mostly Krystle) make fun of Jared a lot, we have actually missed him since he went to Montana to work over a month ago. We’re excited to have him as a member of our wedding party, and can’t wait to tear it up in Mexico with him!
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